So, I got a text message today from my "bank". The message is as follows:
"HELLO THIS IS BUSAN BANK. I WANT TO MAKE SURE UR A/C NUMBER CUZ OPPOSITE BANK REPLY THAT UR A/C NUMBER IS WRONG. PLZ CALL THIS NUMBER"
Just like that. All caps, and texting-speech preserved for your viewing pleasure. To be sure, this was a very important text! There seems to be an issue with my banking information and they want to know my A/C number. I replied in kind:
"YOU CAN BE TO HAS A/C!!1 IS TO ISN'T NOT A WHIZEN A/C. NUMBER ARE 1. PUSAN BANK PLZ TO HAVE AIR CONDITIONING!"
Now that my air conditioning number has been cleared up... "Also, if you want to make a good spamming text from a BANK, turn off caps-lock and use full words. Seriously... are you 12 or something? Don't call me again."
I have yet to hear a reply, but I can only assume that my Whisen air conditioning unit quantity has been received and verified by my local branch. Close one, right?? I hope my pay gets through!
...Idiots...
-Garrett
***UPDATE***
Well, I feel like Asshole of the Year! Apparently, that actually WAS my bank informing me that there was an issue with my recent bank transfer to TD Bank. Whoops... Well, the issue has since been resolved and the guy understood my confusion (after I apologized a few times... in PERSON). But seriously, what bank asks for details like that via frigging TEXT MESSAGE?!
LOL
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